Today, I will be playing the role of the father –

Actor needed for emotional role – One day high pay


Date: 2009-04-17, 12:52PM EDT

My deceased aunt gave my two kids a Cocker Spaniel a few months back. The dog has been a terror and become overwhelming for me. I am a single father raising two young children. I cannot face telling the kids that the dog must go. I have found a good home for the dog, and just need someone to transport the dog, and play the villain.

Premise: You will be the dog walker hired by daddy (me) to walk Skittles. I will introduce you to the kids, and you will tell them you are going to help Skittles get her exercise when Daddy is too busy to walk her. At that point you will walk Skittles to your car and take her to her new family 20 minutes from my place. Then return holding just a leash. The story will be that Skittles broke free of the leash and took off. At this point prepare for crying, things being thrown at you, and possibly cursing. My kids are young and dramatic, their girls.

Pay will be $500. The job will take roughly 2 hours at best.

This job is ideal for an actor looking to diversify their role base, or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry. Acting experience is a plus, but not necessary. Please inform me of any prior experience in this kind of situation.

  • Location: DC, MD, VA
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation:

PostingID: 1126876415

via the new shelton wet/dry from craigslist

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2 thoughts on “Today, I will be playing the role of the father –

  1. eric larkin says:

    I seem to remember the same thing happen to my bet squirrel. Only the squirrel walker came back with a an empty bag of nuts and he said “lowsy wabbit..i mean nut grabber”

  2. TINT says:

    Come back with a bag of Skittles and whisper “if you eat these, Skittles will always be inside of you…” then blow them a kiss and skip away.

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